Folders Vs. Wadders

Not long ago, we were having dinner with the Wests at Applebee’s, and all of a sudden the conversation turned to toilet paper. It was a new universe for me, the one who always thought that everybody folds their TP nicely. I discovered there is a group of people called “wadders.”

While Brittany and Mark revealed their style, my husband decided to keep it a secret. And then Brittany called her mom (who lives in OK) to asked her about their habits. Her parents were having dinner at a busy restaurant, the mom had no problem in asking the dad, out loud, “Hey, are you a folder or a wadder?” — We laughed non-stop for a while, then we let it go. Kinda…

Now every time I go to the bathroom I feel self-conscious about that piece of TP I use. Do I fold it? Do I wad it? I blame my husband and the Wests who brought options into my TP world.

I read somewhere that 54% of Americans prefer to fold their TP. How about you?

Conversations With my Husband

This morning, while I was classifying papers and getting rid of junk mail:

You know, the same pleasure you feel when ripping paper to put in the trash? I feel it when killing little animals in WoW (World of Warcraft).”

Sicko. :-P

I guess we haven’t talked in a while…

Funniest thing I heard from a friend when I told him I got married to a Colombian:

¡No puede ser! ¡No tenia ni idea! Y usted políglota, recorrida en este mundo, va y se casa con un paisano? No jodaaa!

It means:

It can’t be! I had no idea! You, a polyglot who has traveled the world, got married to a co-patriot? You’ve got to be kidding me!

I guess I haven’t talked to some friends in a while.