I come home, get online and one of my best friends messages me right away. I’m in a weird state of extreme anger, so I get off like a loaded gun and start telling her everything I have on my mind. I’m sure I’m scaring the bejesus out of her with my “I’m not eating, hardly sleeping and smoking like a whore in jail.” — Then I proceed to tell her the source of my frustration and she tries to be understanding, but she makes me laugh telling me I totally lost my marbles, so she’s gonna pick them up.

She tells me about her husband’s best friend who she has told I don’t know how many lies about me , and who’s been curious about me for some months now, but he’s in freaking Austria! I told her I’m having enough trouble with the American continent now to get in trouble crossing the Atlantic. She just won’t give up. I have ex-changed a few e-mails with the guy, but he speaks very little English and I don’t speak a word of German, so there you go!

If people keep trying to convince me that the answer to my questions comes from a man, I think I’ll end up in the loony bin. This is sad, but extremely funny. Just the way she says things, the way she understands exactly how I feel… I’m glad I have her, even if it’s far away. And then she thinks it’s cute when I’m angry, huh? At least she says she hasn’t met anyone who comes up with all the funny sayings I come up with, and I can picture her laughing out loud. Glad to know I haven’t lost my sense of humour.

Anyhoo… Non-sense. I need a nap. I have to study.